A New Hope

It is a period of civil war.
Mysterious injuries, striking from
deep within my 43-year old body, have
won their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire of advancing
age. During the battle, Rebel spies managed
to steal secret plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the COUCH OF DOOM, an
armored space station with enough fluffy
stuffing and comfy pillows to destroy
anyone's level of fitness.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents,
your fearless blogger races along the
road aboard his new starship, custodian
of the stolen plans that can save his
people and restore freedom to the galaxy....

I may not be running, but I sure am riding!

Weight 263
How I feel 7/10
How I ate 7/10